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Monday 17th January

Breaking News: Tragic Accident... at New Port Richey, Florida...

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A man has had terrible accident when an alligator show went terribly wrong, when the show’s star suffered a severe bite wound from an eight-foot alligator.

Event organizers say the attack happened in front of a crowd during the second of three shows.

On the video, you can hear the wrangler repeatedly scream as he struggles to free his penis from the gator’s powerful jaw.

Witnesses say the gator twisted in the water for several seconds, before the wrangler finally broke free and leaped out of the tank to safety.

The wrangler was rushed to Bayfront Medical Center, where he received emergency treatment to stop the bleeding after loosing his penis.

Later his wife was at his bedside, when the surgeon informed him that he was lucky, because they can now grow him a new penis, using Gene-Replacement-Therapy.

Professor William Bracknell of Columbia University said that Gen-Replacement-Therapy was still in its experimental stages, but felt that this patient could be a good candidate for this treatment.

However, it can be expensive, so he'll have to pay, but he can choose between:

A 6" penis for $20,000
A 8" penis for $30,000
A 10" penis for $50,000

After discussing it at length with his wife, he told reporters that naturally he would spend $50,000...

So, if you want to see what he will get for his $50,000...
      (and you're over 18 years old) then click here

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